New York City, 1947, photo by Fred Stein

New York City, 1947, photo by Fred Stein


Get to know me meme: 
Favorite movies, Pretty woman [5/10]

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 


Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

Welcome to the Florricks It’s like a Marx Brothers movie in here.


i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird


i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!


””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifically you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.



what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

  1. reading smut in english: nice
  2. reading smut in your native language: oh god... that's... that's actually really gross... you can't say that


*subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*